Coolest Elevator-Specific Ad of the Day: Unfortunately, this clever campaign is wasted on the promotion of a rather presumptuous plastic surgeon, but it’s boss nonetheless.
Also: As Redditor unintelligentperson points out, “if you’re holding a stack of pizzas and have to press the button with your ass…[t]hen God will be poking your ass!”
Related: The Obligatory FSM Shoop. (via.)
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Late Links:
- Scientists: Men like porn.
- Couple short on wedding funds does only logical thing: Raises money with homemade porn.
- Bikini Wednesday: Taylor Swift and Diane Kruger.
- Cleavage Wednesday: Kelly Brook.
- In case you missed the Victoria’s Secret 2009 Fashion Show, not anymore.
- McG directs Rachel Bilson and Adam Scott in the single most disturbing sex scene ever.
- Emmy Rossum knows jack about being ugly in Jack.
- Sammy Braddy wins
the Nobel Boobs PrizeZoo’s Boobs of the Year.
- TDW Select: Vida Guerra.
- Get To Know A Hottie: Jamie Eason.
- International Beauty of the Day: Joanna Duarte.
- This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX gets teased.
- Merry Cannabis: $1,500 worth of pot donated to Goodwill.
- Yes we can drop acid.
- Heeb: Chai Times with Professor Irwin Corey.
- PopEater: The Women in the Tiger Woods Scandal.
- Frisky: 10 Great Girl Fights In Pop Culture.
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